me: *gets a headache*
mum: it’s the computer
me: *is depressed*
mum: the computer makes you like that
me: *breaks arm*
mum: i bet the computer did it
me: *falls down stairs*
mum: the computer pushed you didn’t it
See more posts like this on Tumblr
#OMG aaaaalways #its so annoyingfemale awesome meme; 3/5 mother characters: molly weasley (harry potter)
“you – will – never – touch – our – children – again!”
as someone whose mother tongue isn’t english i still don’t understand how you confuse your and you’re
Steve has to get beat up once every season. It must be in my contract or something. They just want to make sure that I stay grounded.
get to know me meme: actresses [3/?] – Sophie Turner
I think that you form the way that you act from others around you; it’s a kind of an environmental thing.
I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few
blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not
knowing what’s gonna happen or, who I’m gonna meet, where I’m gonna wind
up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I
am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine
people. I figure life’s a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You
don’t know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life
as it comes at you… to make each day count.
I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever.
notyourcutewoman
Finally redid my Sailor Moon outfit and it’s infinitely more satisfying 🌙 feel free to use it but please don’t remove my text or repost it (*˙︶˙*)☆*°
