- me: *watches tv show*
- tv show: [character is about to do something embarrassing]
- me: *hides face*
- tv show: [character does the thing]
- me: *pauses the show, gets up, starts cleaning the room, does the dishes, finishes homework, goes for a walk, pets a dog, updates blog, reads a book, calls mum, takes a shower and tries to forget what just happened*
You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.
notyourcutewoman