- scott mccall on a date: so do you ship stydia?
- date: well actually I like him better paired with--
- scott, shoving breadsticks into his date's purse: sorry i have to go home right now--
- date: what are you doing with my purse
- scott: SORRY I HAVE TO GO HOME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.
notyourcutewoman