- me: my hogwarts house? I'm a slytherin!
- them: SLYTHERIN??? why would you want to be a slytherin don't you know those are the bad guys???? they're all evil!!!!
- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I'm sorry I have to go home right now
You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.
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